After a very hard table tennis training session, we need some funny jokes to relax. Here are some short funny jokes and humor for table tennis lovers. You can also submit your own jokes in the comment. I will update the list frequently.
Now, have fun, and laugh with these user-submitted jokes in table tennis.
Table Tennis Memes by GT
I really love GT_Table Tennis funny quotes, memes and humor. Here is some of them 🙂
Not so fun “Joke” of Zhang Jike
For some players, this is not a real “joke”. But we need to see it from another angle – Sad but true.
I want to call this as “Zhang Jike and 45 000 USD joke”. Wally Green (USATT) has also explained:
I would like to thank the ITTF for making this whole event laughable. That’s the one thing the whole sports world has in common – we all like a good joke.
You can read the full story on USATT Magazine. But here are the memes for this “ITTF joke”:
Best short table tennis jokes
Here are the selected best table tennis jokes submitted by players an upjoke.com. Have fun
Why shouldn’t you marry a table tennis player?
Because “Love” means nothing to them.
They call me Love Master
Because I suck at table tennis.
Employees play soccer, managers play golf and CEOs play table tennis.
The higher the position the smaller the balls.
I’m on a customer help live chat right now and the message tone sounds like Ovtcharov smashing a high ball.
Now that’s service.
Hear about the table tennis players that didn’t score?
Ya, well, they still made love
A table tennis ball walks into a restaurant…
a waiter asks: “Have you been served?”
A table tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve table tennis balls here.” The ball throws a fit, calls over his friend, and the two make a scene expecting the bartender to give in. Instead, the bartender yells at the friend, “You get out too! I don’t want a racket in here.”
Ping Pong Balls
Four friends are driving down the road when suddenly they see this beautiful girl out in the middle of a cornfield.
They approach the girl in their truck and decide to get out. They start flirting with the girl, talking over each other so they can win her over when suddenly an old beat down truck shows up. Leaving his vehicle, the girls’ father approached the young boys. He looks at them and says “If you want to get with her you’re gonna have to impress me with a difficult task.”
This catches the attention of the boys, and they ask for further instructions on what they had to do. The farmer looks at them and says “I want you boys to go out and bring back the most pong balls. Whoever brings back the most ping pong balls can have her.”
So the boys are off, all heading in their separate directions. 30 minutes pass and one of the boys show up with a bucket full of ping pong balls.
“Pretty good,” the father says “but we gotta wait for the others.
Another 50 minutes go by when the second boy shows up with a dumpster full of ping pong balls.
“Very nice! But there are still two other boys we have to wait on.”
3 hours pass before the third boy shows up and he has a whole semi truck full of ping pong balls. “Holy cow!” The farmer exclaims “I’ve never seen so many ping pong balls in my life! You definitely did better than those other two but there is still one more boy to wait for.”
9 hours pass and the father is getting impatient when suddenly the fourth boy shows up, bloodied and beaten. His clothes were ripped and he looks absolutely mauled.
“What the hell happened?!” The father asked concerned.
“Well” starts the boy ” I found that island and I decided to go for it. I started swimming across the way and made it to the island. I looked up in the tree and saw that ape…”
“You idiot!” Exclaimed the father. “I said ping pong balls! Not King Kong balls!”
The science of ping pong balls…
Long, Science
A science convention is in town. So a chemist, physicist, and engineer walk into a local bar. The bartender sees them and says, “hey, you’re all wise guys, how would I figure out the volume of this ping pong ball?” The chemist takes the ball from him, pulls out a graduated cylinder, fills it with water and observes how much it displaces and says “Done! This is the volume to the nearest mL!” Not to be outdone, the physicist takes the ball, pulls out a micrometer, and measures its diameter. He scribbles some things down on a napkin, hands it to the bartender and says “Done! This is the volume to the nearest cubic micron!” Looking at them both like they’re crazy, the engineer takes the ball, writes down the serial number, googles the manufacturer, shows the bartender the phone and says “Done! This is the true volume of the ball!”
I was playing ping pong with Jesus
Me: Ok that’s 3-2 me, and it’s my serve now
Jesus: …
Me: Jesus give me the ball
Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve
A Chinese man comes home
A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:
“Dad, I’m in love with ping-pong!”
Dad replies:
“You should marry her then, son!”
Women are like balls.
At 20, they are a Soccer Ball with 22 men running after them.
At 30, they are a Basketball with 10 men running after them.
At 40, they are a Golf Ball with just 1 man running after them.
At 50, they are a Ping-Pong Ball with men pushing them to other men.
What is Donald Trump’s opinion on Euthanasia?
“Those Chinese kids are really smart, and really fit. Just look at them winning all these ping-pong and badminton tournaments…but they should stay in Asia”
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw ping pong balls at her
Sex is like ping pong
A never-ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball
What do a dentist and a table tennis coach have in common?
They both use drills!
When does a ping pong player go to sleep?
Around Tennish.
Where is the first table tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What do you call a blonde table tennis player with two brain cells?
Pregnant
So did you hear about the ping pong ball and the battery that got into a fight?
The battery was charged and the ping pong ball was paddled.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable Tennis.
My ping pong opponent was not happy with my serve.
He kept returning it.
Ping Pong:
10% of the time hitting a ping pong ball, 90% of the time chasing the ball around the room.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Stop staring at my “Balls of Fury”.
That awkward moment when you realize your ping pong paddle is cooler than you.
Doctors Orders
A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor’s orders, so he decides to play table tennis.
After a couple of weeks, his secretary asks him how he’s doing. “It’s going fine, ” the manager says.
“When I’m playing and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, ‘To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!'”
“Really? What happens then?” the secretary asks.
“Then my body says, ‘Who? Me? You must be kidding!”
Three Knights
There was a queen and her three knights and the queen said: “Go on a journey, and whoever comes back with the most ping pong balls will be the king.”
So the knights go on their way. a few days later one knight comes to the queen with 1000 ping pong balls.
The next day the second knight comes with 10000 ping pong balls.
About two or three days later the third one comes with no ping pong balls but with bruises, scratches, and a broken leg.
The queen says to the knight “Where are all of your ping pong balls?”
and the knight says “Ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong balls”
Book of Table Tennis Jokes
I’ve found also a book about table tennis jokes. 🙂 If you want more laugh, just take a look. I’m not sure that they are really funny, but it depends on the feeling.
References:
https://upjoke.com/ping-pong-jokes
https://upjoke.com/pong-jokes
http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/pingpongjokes.html
If you have great jokes of table tennis, submit in the comment. Have fun.
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